According to the Hadith and the state TV presenter, prophet Mohammad tells Imam Ali, his successor 'Ali, there are SEVEN causes that bring about forgetfulness'
So what are these SEVEN items that the prophet is supposed to have identified as the causes of forgetfulness :
1- Eating sour apples
2- Eating Coriander
3- Eating Cheese
4- Eating Mice droppings [The presenter adds that this may not be so relevant for us city dwellers but the countryside folk should pay more attention]
5- Reading the writings on graves
6- Walking between two women
7- Throwing lice
8- cupping behind the head
9- Urinating in still water
Apart form the above being the most ludicrous causes of forgetfulness you could ever come across, there appears to be 9 items and not 7?!
Then they wonder why people watch BBC and VOA!!
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What can I say? Iran has seen three revolutions in a century, and to what good? The Iranian people seem to be their own problem. Forgive me for harbouring such rage; it is only natural when such morons represent Iran and her government. And now there is news that another woman is to be stoned in Iran - even when there was a moratorium imposed on stoning.
All this is taking place in Iran, and no one can blame religion for it, nor its misinterpretation. It is the people who subscribe to it, and the sick villagers who are happy to cast the stones at a woman buried up to her chest in dirt, with a bag over her head.
Yes, there are seven causes of forgetfulness...Sigh.
And to think there are academics who support this regime
Perhaps Ahmadinejad and all the other lying liars who so vehemently deny having ever cheated in the recent election have eaten too many apples and too much cheese.
Not mentioning the mice droppings Sohrab :)
Hahaha how could I forget? :)
"Apart form the above being the most ludicrous causes of forgetfulness you could ever come across, there appears to be 9 items and not 7?!"
He must have eaten mouse droppings or peed in the swimming pool before he started writing it.
Well, this time a big and loud bravo for him/them. Their mastery in talking nonsense is really matchless.
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Religiosity is not religion and selfrighteousness is not morality.
j.Austen
i wonder why he forgot that there are 9 causes not just 7? my money is on the mouse shit he looks like he has been eating, that and walking between two women like the pervert that he looks to be.
Stone age mentality has run Iran since Feb 1979. It's just getting worse.
It's actually 7 in the video. If you listen, he mentions all the "eating" ones together as if from one item in the list.
I'm mentioning this because when you want to say someone is wrong, don't make false accusations. Instead, go based on what is there or else you look like just as big of an idiot.
There are actually four things to eat sour apples, cheese, corriander and mice droppings. Eating three different items is still three things. Unless you eat a cheese and mice dropping sandwich with a touch of coriander in the mornings as one thing? Looks like you are not a city dweller ;)
Almost died laughing at your response to Anonymous.
بخدا سهراب جان اینها اصلا کمدی هستند. شهر هم كه میان آدم نمیشن
Vali mote'a'sefaaneh, komediye inhaa teragedy keshvar-e aziz-e maa budeh.
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